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Battle Buddies™ - The Original Gun Plushy Toy

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Battle Buddies: Eugene the M16
  • 📜 Nomenclature: In honor of Eugene Stoner, the inventor of the M16 (1954).
  • 🥼 Safety: Children’s Toy Lab Safety Tested & Certified – CPSC & ASTM Lab Certifications
  • 🍞 Hipster Approved: Gluten Free
  • ⚖️ Disclaimer: This product is a cute plush pillow. This product is not a real firearm. Also don’t try to eat it.
  • 🇺🇸 FFL Designed: Battle Buddies™ is produced by a Type 07 FFL (Gun Manufacturer), Class 03 NFA Endorsed – Enumclaw, WA, USA
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Battle Buddies: Eugene the M16 - Chibi Kawaii Style
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Battle Buddies: Eugene the M16

Welcome to Battle Buddies™ 

where joy is our creed,

Plush toys as weapons, yes that’s what we need.

From handguns to rifles, we’ve got it all,

Soft, soft battles, big and small.

 

For freedom & fun, we serve our mates,

With service & quality that’s impossibly great.

Don’t be a POG, come join the fun,

Grab one for a spouse, daughter, or son.

 

These snuggly warriors are here to play,

With imaginations more epic than Michael Bay.

So don’t delay, get one or more,

Battlemallows™ will win you cuddles & war.

 

Beau-Chevassus

-Beau ⧓  Chevassus


Happy Guns
FFL – Type 07, Class 03
NFA Endorsed Firearm Manufacturer
Enumclaw | WA | USA

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Battle Buddies ™

Type 07, Class 03 Firearms Manufacturer 
FFL 9–91–033–07–4L-11531
Michael Webster
Michael Webster
2023-05-31
You will not find a nicer fellow than Beau, and I dare say it would be difficult to find anyone nearly as pleasant to work with. Please go with Beau and give a gun a home.
Matthew Richey dot com / Money Coach
Matthew Richey dot com / Money Coach
2023-05-22
Great place to do a transfer
Kason Coulter
Kason Coulter
2023-05-12
May your transfer be as easy as the owner is patriotic: very.
Jacob Lee
Jacob Lee
2023-05-12
Always great service!
Amy Ralph
Amy Ralph
2023-05-12
Beau is fantastic!
Trevor Gage
Trevor Gage
2023-05-11
I had a great a great experience with Happy Guns FFL work! Timely communication, friendly service, competitive pricing. Couldn't ask for better!
Collin Kittleson
Collin Kittleson
2023-04-28
I recently had the pleasure of working with Happy Guns and I couldn't be more impressed. The entire process, from filling out the necessary paperwork to completing the background check, was smooth and hassle-free thanks to their expertise and professionalism. From start to finish, they provided exceptional service and made the entire process seamless. Their knowledge and expertise in the firearms industry was evident and they were able to answer all of my questions with ease. I would highly recommend Happy Guns to anyone in need of firearms or related services. They truly went above and beyond to provide me with an exceptional experience, and I look forward to doing business with them again in the future. They are truly experts in their field and provide top-notch customer service. Thank you for a wonderful experience!
Google rating score: 5.0 of 5,
based on 23 reviews
  •   Easy going: We listen, serve where you need us.
  •  Cuddly: Soft plush toys that are just dang cool.
  •  Quality: We go above and beyond the test and deliver to ensure our customers are getting the safest possible plushy.
  •  Cutting Edge: We pride ourselves in being the leading plush brand.
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Battle Buddies™ (previously Battlemallows™) is a distinct brand specializing in plush toys designed to offer softness and pliability. The brand strives to provide unique and enjoyable products to enhance the experiences of individuals of all ages. The brand is an independent entity and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any other plush brands in the toy industry. The brand’s plush toys are crafted with meticulous attention to detail, incorporating innovative designs and materials to deliver a one-of-a-kind experience. Our commitment to quality and creativity sets us apart in the plush toy market.

Furthermore, any third-party customer reviews or opinions that may comment on the brand’s plush toys are the sole discretion of the individual customer. 

Please note that this legal disclaimer is subject to change without prior notice. For any inquiries or concerns regarding our products or policies, please feel free to contact us directly.

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